- in need of more friends
Send me your friend applications here.
My name is YY and if I had an online dating profile, this is what it'd look like:
I am a rabbit lady and I love rabbits. I like long walks on the beach at sunset with my rabbit. You touch my rabbit, you die.
I like cake - to eat and in makeup application.
My stomach is a bottomless pit and the way to my heart is definitely through food. See, if you were a food then you'd most definitely have access to my heart. It may be a struggle to climb from the bottom of my stomach up to my heart but if you want to be Prince Charming there are things you have to do, obviously - have you never heard a fairy tale?
To you this may read as cheesy but daaayyy-ummmm I do love some cheese.
Before you read anything else let me lay down some ground rules:
- Miranda Hart is a goddess
- No Alber Elbaz hate
- If you own a mullet skirt, you must close this page immediately
- You may not enjoy uni
- Shit talking is permitted (eg: that chick has nasty hair) as long as it doesn't become verbal diarrhoea (eg: that chick's hair is so brassy she probably rinses it with her own pee. How can she afford to colour her hair and not be able to maintain it?)
- You must be a cheapskate. If you come out of a sale with at least one thing and don't celebrate it I will personally see to your arrest.