It's just all too familiar a feeling for me - forming emotional attachments to inanimate things. That feeling of dread and impending doom if you don't own something right then and there harks back to my childhood. I was in preschool and we were having a drawing session. With only about four sets of textas available, I
had to be one of the girls who got a pink texta. One set hadn't been ravaged by my peers but it was perched up in the firm grasp of a teacher's hand. I was young so I had no idea how my height would hinder my ambition so I reached up to grab the pink texta but I couldn't quite reach and instead, nipped the side of the tray containing them and they all fell to the ground. Needless to say the teachers there weren't very impressed and neither was I - I didn't get my pink texta.
I think it was from that day onwards I've spent the past decade (and a bit) honing my skills - how to get things that my life depends on which are only slightly out of reach. I've learnt only recently that there's actually a really simple solution when it comes to fashion. Turn a blind eye on everything UNTIL sale season.
How could I turn these babies down? My cosy wardrobe beats any warehouse, any day (shoes don't have claustrophobia, duh). It would be heartless to not provide a home for them.

Theyskens' Theory Abby pumps from SS12, from Barneys New York.

The toe is kind of cute. It resembles an angry rottweiler.


My absolute favourite detail is the strip of leather running from the ankle to the bottom of the heel. They're kind of like the shoe equivalent of seamed stockings.
I'm still trying to justify this purchase in my mind. My bank balance is alarmingly low but these shoes are kind of an investment. Black pumps are staple in any shoe collection but I can't wear normal pumps because the actual shape of my heel means that anything without straps will slip off (which is why all my flats are elasticated). The ankle straps on these serve a purpose, you know, keeping the rest of the shoes on my feet. So yeah, all those reasons and the fact that they are absolutely, gobsmackingly,
gorgeous.
So with all that talk out of the way, someone
please invite me somewhere so I can wear these out. You should keep in mind we won't be able to walk far because 1 - I can't walk in heels and 2 - these are really hard to walk in. :*